Dear Bigalmanacker,

The fact that you’re reading this means you’re a little bit unique.

Not only are you one of the few people out there that can read, but you like reading random stuff by me.

Which leads me to believe that I’m not alone in the Universe.

Either that or you’re one of those people who have a voyeuristic delight in watching the weirdness of others.

It doesn’t really matter.

Thanks for reading my stuff.

Some bad news: I’m making it up as I go along.

It helps that I’m not alone.

Cheers,

Alan

PS: Please email me if ever you want a coffee or free t-shirt.